Ruby's Weird Thoughts, Art, & Other Stuff

So... I'm Rubi and I'm an artist. I consider myself mostly a photographer, but I'm not bad at drawing and I love printmaking! I'm kind of weird, but that's what makes me interesting. I'm super liberal and don't cope well with close-minded people. I'm kind of stubborn, and I operate by my own weird logic. I can speak English, Spanish, and some French. My language of choice is usually Sarcasm, though. If you can understand it, getting along with me will be much easier. I love losing myself in music, in a book, or in a good film and I have a crippling Zombie obsession. Also, I'm kind of in love with my zodiac sign: Taurus. And there's no place in the world that I love more than Disneyland. I mean, it's the happiest place on Earth!!
Oh yeah, and my life's ambition is to one day own a monkey who'll stand beside me when I conquer the world. I'm not asking for too much, am I?